God Jul 2004 by Prowler64
- PROWLER'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS GREETING 2004 IN TIMES OF COMMERCE AND SANTAS EVERYWHERE, LET'S US BRING THE PREDECESSOR BACK TO LIFE! MAKE WAY FOR THE CHRISTMAS GOAT! - PRESS SPACE! - OME TO MY ANNUAL CHRISTMAS DEMO... YOU MIGHT KNOW, BUT YOU MAY ALSO NOT, BUT NOW I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY.D - BACK IN THE 19:TH CENTURY AND AT LEAST IN THE BEGINNING OF THE 20:TH, IT WAS THE CHRISTMAS GOAT THAT DELIVERED THE X-MAS PRESENTS... BACK IN THOSE DAYS WHEN CHRISTMAS WAS CELEBRATED IN MEMORY OF THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.D - WELL, WELL... TODAY IT'S MOSTLY COMMERCE SO I MUST SAY I PREFER THE -GOAT- IN FRONT OF THAT BIG FAT RED DUDE THAT REALLY IS EVERY FUCKING WHERE THESE DAYS... AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE? WELL, I DON'T KNOW BUT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CRUMMY STUFF... ALL THE GRAPHICS ARE MADE BY ME, PROWLER... AND THE MUSIC ASWELL... AND THE REEEALLY ADVANCED PROGRAMMING (SARKASM...) AND THE TEXT IS BY ME ASWELL... I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET SOME HELP FROM MY GROUP-COMERADE TO BE, ZONE... WE THOUGHT ABOUT WRITING TEXT ONLINE AND GNYLFING IT OVER BUT HE SAT ON A BUS FOR EIGHT HOURS, GOT REALLY DRUNK AND EXTREMELY ALERT, TALKED A LOT OF BULLSHIT AND THEN SUDDENLY STARTED GETTING NUMB IN HIS ARMS AND HAD TO GO TO BED AT LIKE 20:00... HAHA, WELL.. I HOPE HE RECOVERS THOUGH.D - BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOONSHINE FROM THE FAR NORTH OF SWEDEN, EH? H - WELL, BY THE WAY... THE DEMO TURNED OUT 5 TIMES AS LAME AS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO (AS USUAL) BUT SOMEHOW I AM ALWAYS TOO LATEWITH EVERYTHING AND WELL, THE ANIMATION IS PRETTY SUCKY, THE PICTURE IS... HMM, CRUMMY AND WELL, WELL... I WILL TRY TO BE MORE MOTIVATED IN THE FUTURE BUT THAT'S NOT EASY! THIS X-MAS DEMO IS SORT OF TRADITION BY NOW SO I SIMPLY -HAVE TO- PUT IT OUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS... NO MATTER WHAT... GAAH... M - HMMM, SO WHAT AM I DOING HERE THEN? D - I'M SITTING HERE DRINKING SOME "JULBOCK 7,0%" WHICH IS QUITE ALRIGHT... IT HAS BEEN A PRODUCTIVE DAY... I WEN'T TO THE BANK, BUT THEY CHARGE TO MUCH TO PUT MONEY ON SOMEONES ACCOUNT SO I WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE INSTEAD :-) ACTUALLY I HAD TO GO TO THE ONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN BECAUSE THEY WHERE OUT OF ALL THE X-MAS BEER IN THE "CITY SHOP"!!! D - BUTI FINALLY GOT HOLD OF AS MUCH BEER AS I COULD POSSIBLY TRANSPORT ON MY BIKE... SO NOW I HAVE 9.5 LIT AHH YES, WELCOME TO MY ANNUAL CHRISTMAS DEMO... YOU MIGHT KNOW, BUT YOU MAY ALSO NOT, BUT NOW I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY.... BACK IN THE 19:TH CENTURY AND AT LEAST IN THE BEGINNING OF THE 20:TH, IT WAS THE CHRISTMAS GOAT THAT DELIVERED THE X-MAS PRESENTS... BACK IN THOSE DAYS WHEN CHRISTMAS WAS CELEBRATED IN MEMORY OF THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.... WELL, WELL... TODAY IT'S MOSTLY COMMERCE SO I MUST SAY I PREFER THE -GOAT- IN FRONT OF THAT BIG FAT RED DUDE THAT REALLY IS EVERY FUCKING WHERE THESE DAYS... AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE? WELL, I DON'T KNOW BUT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CRUMMY STUFF... ALL THE GRAPHICS ARE MADE BY ME, PROWLER... AND THE MUSIC ASWELL... AND THE REEEALLY ADVANCED PROGRAMMING (SARKASM...) AND THE TEXT IS BY ME ASWELL... I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET SOME HELP FROM MY GROUP-COMERADE TO BE, ZONE... WE THOUGHT ABOUT WRITING TEXT ONLINE AND GNYLFING IT OVER BUT HE SAT ON A BUS FOR EIGHT HOURS, GOT REALLY DRUNK AND EXTREMELY ALERT, TALKED A LOT OF BULLSHIT AND THEN SUDDENLY STARTED GETTING NUMB IN HIS ARMS AND HAD TO GO TO BED AT LIKE 20:00... HAHA, WELL.. I HOPE HE RECOVERS THOUGH.... BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOONSHINE FROM THE FAR NORTH OF SWEDEN, EH? WELL, BY THE WAY... THE DEMO TURNED OUT 5 TIMES AS LAME AS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO (AS USUAL) BUT SOMEHOW I AM ALWAYS TOO LATEWITH EVERYTHING AND WELL, THE ANIMATION IS PRETTY SUCKY, THE PICTURE IS... HMM, CRUMMY AND WELL, WELL... I WILL TRY TO BE MORE MOTIVATED IN THE FUTURE BUT THAT'S NOT EASY! THIS X-MAS DEMO IS SORT OF TRADITION BY NOW SO I SIMPLY -HAVE TO- PUT IT OUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS... NO MATTER WHAT... GAAH... HMMM, SO WHAT AM I DOING HERE THEN? I'M SITTING HERE DRINKING SOME "JULBOCK 7,0%" WHICH IS QUITE ALRIGHT... IT HAS BEEN A PRODUCTIVE DAY... I WEN'T TO THE BANK, BUT THEY CHARGE TO MUCH TO PUT MONEY ON SOMEONES ACCOUNT SO I WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE INSTEAD :-) ACTUALLY I HAD TO GO TO THE ONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN BECAUSE THEY WHERE OUT OF ALL THE X-MAS BEER IN THE "CITY SHOP"!!! BUTI FINALLY GOT HOLD OF AS MUCH BEER AS I COULD POSSIBLY TRANSPORT ON MY BIKE... SO NOW I HAVE 9.5 LITRES OF CHRISTMAS BEER, 4.5 LITRES OF "JULMUMMA" (I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED IN ENGLISH, PROBABLY SOMETHING SPECIALLY NORSE STUFF), 3.5 LITRES OF "JULBOCK 7,0%" -ACTUALLY A SORT OF XMAS BEER ASWELL, 2 LITRES OF MIEAU.. MJAU.. MEAD! MJ/D!!! 2 LITRES OF ORDINARY BEER (5.2%) AND 3 LITRES OF FOLK/L (2,8%), WE ACTUALLY MADE A COMPLETE INVENTATION(?) OF MY STOCKS HAHA... BESIDES THE ABOVE MENTIONED I ALSO HAVE SOME MULLET WINE (GL/GG) OF VARIOUS PERCENTAGES, SOME BEEFEATERS (CREW?) GIN, 37CL OF HOME MADE CHRISTMAS SCHNAPZ (NO NOT MOOONSHINE!) AND A LITTLE VODKA THAT HASN'T BEEN CONTAMINATED WITH SPICY STUFF AND VARIOUS BODY FLUIDS....?!? YES.. BTW I'VE EATEN SOME X-MAS FOOD TONNIGHT ASWELL, NICE INDEED... AND I AM GETTING DRUNK HERE (AGAIN)... HALF OF THE SPELLING MISTAKES IS BECAUSE OF THE ALCOHOL AND HALF OF ME NOT BEING TOTALLY USED TO THIS TEXTEDITOR... MISSES SOME SPACES HERE AND THERE AND WRITES DOUBLE LETTERS FROM TIME TO TIME... HMM, I THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHAT I HAD DONE TODAY? YES, BESIDES THE ALCOHOL-PURCHASING ADVENTURES I BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CHRISTMAS TREE, I HOPED THAT I WOULD GET DISCOUNT, JUST AS LAST YEAR.. SINCE I WAS OUT PRETTY LATE (THE 23:RD OF DECEMBER) BUT NOPE, THEY WHERE FRESHLY CHOPPED SO I HAD TO PAY FULL PRICE :-( 150 CROWNS!!! WELL, I NEEDED IT ANYWAY... SO IT'S INSTALLED IN MY KITCHEN NOW AND THE SMELL IS EVERYWHERE! *HAPPYNESS* BESIDES THAT I SALUTED A SALVATION SOLDIER (S.S.?), A MEMBER OF THE S.A. (SALVATION ARMY HEHE) AND HE DIDN'T REPLY!! WHAT THE HELL? I BET IT'S AGAINST THE LAW! HE HAS TO SALUTE ME BACK?! I GOT REALLY PISSED BUT HE ONLY LOOKED AT ME WITH TOTAL DISREGARD! GAAH, I MEAN WHEN YOU WHERE DOING UYOU'RE MILITARY SERVICE, POLICEMEN HAD TO SALUTE YOU BACK! BY LAW! THEY DIDN'T DO THAT ALWAYS THOUGH WHICH MADE MY 2:ND LEUTENANT REALLY UPSET BUT WELL WELL.. I WASN'T REALLY FOLLOWING THE UNIFORM RULES TODAY SO I MAYBE SHOULDN'T BE TOO SEIOUS ABOUT IT.. I ONLY WORE AN OLD GRAY MILITARY JACKET SO I WASN'T REALLY IN UNIFORM... IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN HMM FOUR YEARS SINCE THE LAST TIME... HEHE.. AH WELL.. ENOUGH OF THAT... WEILL ANYONE EVER READ THIS FAR? TOO BAD THAT THER IS NO "OFFICIAL Y2K4 CHRISTMAS COMPETITION" THIS YEAR... PATER PI FUCKED IT UP A LITTLE LAST YEAR :-) SO NO ONE EVER WON(?).. I DON'T MEAN THATT I WOULD HAVE ANY CHANCE OF RULING THE CHARTS IN ANY WAY BUT IT WOULD BE A MOTIVATOR THOUGH... JUST FOR FUN OF COURSE.... ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE C128 (OR C64 IF YOU PREFER THAT) FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS OR SO... AND I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MADE ANYTHING SINCE 1977... EEEH, WHAT? I MEAN JANUARY THIS YEAR... HAHA, GETTING SLIGHTLY DRUNK HERE, BUT I AM ACTUALLY HAPPY ASWELL.. NO MORE WORK! NO MORE! I HAVE A REEEEALLY LONGCHRISTMAS HOLLIDAY NOW FOR AT LEAST 3 WEEKS! YEEEH, IT RULES! IT'S JUST LIKE BEING A KID AGAIN! I HAVEN'T HAD MORE THAN A FEW DAYS X-MAS HOLLIDAY FOR THE LAST 3-4-5 YEARS! AND I WORKED LAST CHRISTMAS... SO! I'M GONNA MAKE ALL THAT UP BY DRINKING 28 LITRES OF BEER EVERYDAY AND DOING NOTHING! HAHAHA... I HOPE AND BELIEVE THAT 2005 WILL BE A MORE PRODUCTIVE YEAR FOR ME ON THIS MACHINE... ESPECIALLY SINCE I RECENTLY BOUGHT A RETARD REPLAYER... ///H, NO CRITISISM INTENDED, IT'S JUST ME BEING STUPID, RETRO REPLAY OF COURSE... HAVEN'T REALLY USED IT YET BUT I WILL! I WILL! TIME FOR SOME GREETINGS PERHAPS? AYE, PERHAPS SO THE TIME IS FOR... EH? GREETINGS IN THE FORM OF EMPTY CHRISTMAS BEER BOTTLES FLY OUT TO BUNGO FOR LENDING ME YOUR 1571! AND ZONE FOR WELL I DON'T KNOW.. BUT AS I SAID BEFORE, I HOPE YOU RECOVER FROM YPUR MASSIVE INTOXICATIONZ... HAH... NO MORE GREETINGS? I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T REMEMBER... I AM SITTING HERE ON TWO MACHINES AT THE SAME TIME SO IT'S A LITTLE BIT CONFUZING, CHATTING A LITTLE ON THE NET WITH MY PC AND SITTING HERE BULLSHIT-TEXT-TAPPING ON THE C128... THE OOOOLD COMMODORE EINHUNDERTACHTUNDZWANZIG... HMM THIS MACHINE IS ALMOST 20 YEARS... IT WAS BOUGHT BY THERE PREVIOUS OWNER IN GREAT BRITAIN IN 1985 OR MAYBE 1986... IT WAS MADE IN 1985 THOUGH, AND HERE I AM SITTING WITH IT 2004 ON THE 24:TH OF DECEMBER... IT'S PRETTY AMAZING, ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAVE BEEN USING IT SINCE 1992... AND THE 1571 ACCOMPANING IT IS ORIGINAL FROM THAT TIME ASWELL! IT IS SLIGHTLY BROWN/YELLOW FROM SUN TAN AND HAS SOME MINOR GLITCH-PROBLEMS WITH THE ON/OFF-SWITCH BUT BESIDES OF THAT ITS WORKING 100%... HMM, TIME TO FILL IN THE SWEDISH CHARACTERS HERE I SEE... ONE FUNNY THING ABOUT THISMACHINE IS THAT IT HAS AN UNOFFICIAL CHARACTER MAP WHEN IT COMES TO THE SWEDISH CHARS... I AM SO USED TO THIS NON STANDARD SWEDISH KEYBOARD SO I HAVE BIG DIFFICULTIES TYPING ON MY SWEDISH C64 II (OR C?) THAT HAS THE STANDARD OFFICIAL, GOVERNMENT APPROVED, POLITICALLY CORRECT KEYBOARD LAYOUT... HAHAH SO I SAY FUCK THE SYSTEMBOLAG LIXXXOM AND ANV[NDER MIN NON APPROVED MODIFICATION TERROR MACHINE FROM SOME SUSPECT COMPUTER STORE IN THE MIDDLE OF SWEDEN... THE TIME IS GETTING LATE AND MY BRAIN IS GETTING WET SO I THINK IT IS TIME TO WRAP THIS SHITE UP, SHIT! I JUST REMEMBERED TAHT I HAVE TO WRAP IN (UP?) SOME PRESENTS FOR TOMORROW (TODAY) BEFORE I GO HOM TO MY PARENTS TOMORROW MORNING... DAMN... I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT... THE TIME IS 1:45 NOW.. NOW I'LL JUST QUOTE THE BOTTLE A LITTLE... JULBOCKEN VAR DEN F/RSTA JULKLAPPSUTDELAREN I SVENSK JULSED [NDA FRAMTILL 1800-TALETS SLUT, JULBOCKEN H[RSTAMMAR FR]N DEN GAMLA NORDISKA GUDAV[RLDEN D[R TV] BOCKAR DRAR TORS VAGN I HANS F[RD /VER HIMLAVALVET... JULBOCKEN AV HALM VAR URSPRUNGLIGEN EN G]VA, F/RSEDD MED EN SK[MTSAM VERS, SOM KASTADES IN I HUSET VID JUL... .. ]BRO CHRISTMAS GOAT 7,0% POWER BEER IS A STRONG AND DARK BEER WITH MIDDLE-BIG BITTERNESSSSS WHICH IS SUITED AS A WINTER WARMER. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ]BRO BRYGGERIER IN ASSOCIATION WITH PROWLER... B[ST F/RE: SE KAPSYLEN... JAHA OCH VAR FAN [R KAPSYLEN D]? HAHAHAHA... THE ROOM IS SPINNING, I AM GETTING -REALLY- TIRED, TIME TO PACK + CRUNCH... SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE WITH BETTER QUALITY ON TOP OF EVERUTYHING... YES!! SO MEERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THOSE SIMPLE NERDS READING THIS FAR... CHEERS! OI! OI! AND MERY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR YET AGAIN... PROWLER IS FINALLY OFFFF! HAPPYNESS AND XMASTREES! - - PROWLER'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS GREETING 2004 IN TIMES OF COMMERCE AND SANTAS EVERYWHERE, LET'S US BRING THE PREDECESSOR BACK TO LIFE! MAKE WAY FOR THE CHRISTMAS GOAT! - PRESS SPACE! - - H H H D0 DPPDPPDPPD - H H H D0 DPPDPPDPPD -
JAHA, D] VAR DET JUL IGEN... K[NDE ETT SKRIANDE BEHOV AV ATT G/RA N]T KUL P] C-64:AN F/R EN G]NGS SKULL... BILD..................PROWLER 1995 MUSIK.................PROWLER 2001 FONT & SPRITES.............PROWLER DET [R NU 18,5 MINUSGRADER UTOMHUS!!! VAR PRECIS UTE ] SKRAPADE IS P] BUNGOS BIL! BRR!! FY FAAN VA KALLT! MEN JAG HAR LITE GL/GG H[R NU S] DET K[NNS ANINGEN B[TTRE! DET [R NU JULAFTON & KLOCKAN [R 01:42, F]R SE OM JAG F]R DET ATT FUNKA. - GOD NATT & GOD JUL - - JAHA, D] VAR DET JUL IGEN... K[NDE ETT SKRIANDE BEHOV AV ATT G/RA N]T KUL P] C-64:AN F/R EN G]NGS SKULL... BILD..................PROWLER 1995 MUSIK.................PROWLER 2001 FONT & SPRITES.............PROWLER DET [R NU 18,5 MINUSGRADER UTOMHUS!!! VAR PRECIS UTE ] SKRAPADE IS P] BUNGOS BIL! BRR!! FY FAAN VA KALLT! MEN JAG HAR LITE GL/GG H[R NU S] DET K[NNS ANINGEN B[TTRE! DET [R NU JULAFTON & KLOCKAN [R 01:42, F]R SE OM JAG F]R DET ATT FUNKA. - GOD NATT & GOD JUL - - F JAHA, D] VAR DET JUL IGEN... - 0 K[NDE ETT SKRIANDE BEHOV AV ATT G/RA - * N]T KUL P] C-64:AN F/R EN G]NGS SKULL... - . FONT & SPRITES - , DET [R NU 18,5 MINUSGRADER UTOMHUS!!! - + VAR PRECIS UTE ] SKRAPADE IS P] BUNGOS - ) BIL! BRR!! FY FAAN VA KALLT! MEN JAG HAR - ) LITE GL/GG H[R NU S] DET K[NNS ANINGEN - ) B[TTRE! DET [R NU JULAFTON & KLOCKAN [R - ) 01:42, F]R SE OM JAG F]R DET ATT FUNKA. - 1 - GOD NATT & GOD JUL - - 
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"GOD JUL 2001.NFO",8,1: SEARCHING FOR GOD JUL 2001.NFO LOADING READY. RUN 20 "GOD JUL 2001/PLR" 24 RELEASED 2001-12-26 30 ------------------- 40 FONT....$0800-$0A00 42 TEXT....$1000-$140F 44 KOD.....$1500-$16BB 46 MUSIK...$1800-$23F8 48 SPRITES.$3800-$3XXX 50 SINUS...$4A00-$4B92 52 BILD....$6000-$8712 READY. - - 
- KITVZZDDE^ #_&&TVZZ^ #_&&[UUUU - ABCD EFG HIJ KLMNLLO PQR STUVW XYZ [/ ]^_ !"#$%&' (L) *+, -./L0 123456789: ;L< =>? - LL - LL - LL< - - - - BRINGING LAMENESS TO A NEW LEVEL! (?) PROWLER WISHES YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH THIS LITTLE TRADITIONAL DEMO RELEASED ON THE 23:RD OF DECEMBER 2002 CREDITS: LOGO AND SPRITES BY PROWLER CODE AND MUSIC BY PROWLER 1X2-FONT BY UNKNOWN THE MUSIC IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE MEDLEY OF SOME GOOD OL' SWEDISH CHRISTMAS TUNESAND THE INTERESTING THING IS THAT I HAVENOT A SINGLE PATTERN LEFT FOR MORE NOTES THAT'S THE REASON FOR THE REALLY SIMPLE DRUMS -I LET THE MELODY BE 1:ST PRIORITYMORE SPACE COULD OFCOURSE BE CREATED BUT THAT'S REALLY A BORING $HIT-JOB! I DECIDED NOT TO PUT ANY MORE WORK INTO IT AS I ALREADY HAD TO CREATE MORE SPACEBY MAKING LARGER PATTERNS. IT ALSO TAKESLOTS OF RASTERTIME WHICH WAS PROBLEMATIC OKAY, ENOUGH OF BITCHING ABOUT THE MUSICIT'S ABOUT TIME TO FINISH THIS TEXT AND PUT THIS STUFF TOGETHER... I ALSO HAVE TO WRAP IN A FEW X-MAS PRESENTS ASWELL. TO END THE TEXT I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY: EXPECT MORE -QUALITY- FROM ME IN THE FUTURE, AS THIS REALLY IS QUITE LOW STANDARD... MERRY X-MAS FROM PROWLER! - K - E - - DURING THE YEARS MANY WINTERS HAVE PASSED, TAKING EVERYTHING IN ITS MERCYLESS GRASP. BESTOWING THE GROUND WITH LAYERS OF WHITE, THAT IN THE EVENING MAKES DARKNESS TURN BRIGHT... DURING THE YEARS MANY IDEAS HAVE EMERGED FROM MY MIND, THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THAT HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY... AND WHOA, CHECK IT OUT! 2X2 SCROLLER WITH SPEEDCONTROLLER AND ALSO FEATURING A FROZEN SNOWMAN, INDEPENDENT MOVING OBJECTS AND FROM THE LOUDSPEAKERS 8 BITS OF PUMPING X-MAS MAYHEM! HAHAHAH... JUST KIDDING... ACTUALLY THIS IS NOT MUCH, IT'S JUST ME WISHING ALL A MERRY X-MAS AND TRYING TO GET INTO SOME SORT OF CHRISTMAS-MOOD. I HAD SOME FUN DOING THIS PIECE OF CRAP THOUGH... AND I GUESS THAT'S THE MAIN THING, OR AT LEAST ONE OF FACTORS FOR ACTUALLY SITTING DOWN TO PRODUCE THIS <INSERT SUITABLE WORD HERE>... ANYWAY IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA WHEN I STARTED AND I HAD TO FINISH IT... THIS YEAR I HAVE BEEN BLESSED (?) WITH NINE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY... AND I ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE SOME FUCKING SCHOOLWORK DURING THAT TIME... YOU REALLY MISS THE CHILDHOOD WINTERS SOMETIMES WHEN YOU REALLY WERE FREE DURING THE VACATIONS... SPEEDING DOWNHILL IN YOUR SNOWRACER, GETTING COOL X-MAS GIFTS, THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THE GIRLS, GETTING DROWNED IN SNOW BY THE OLDER BOYS AND WHEN YOU WERE STARTING TO GET COLD AFTER A FEW HOURS YOU WENT HOME OR TO A FRIEND PLAYING "WINTERGAMES" OR SOMETHING ON NINTENDO... HEHE... WELL, WELL, ENOUGH OF *SOB, SOB* NOSTALGIA HERE... PROWLER'S OFF! - TODAY IT IS THE 23:RD OF DECEMBER AND IT'S GETTING LATE. YOU SEE SNOW ON THE SCREEN BUT OUTSIDE THE GROUND LIES FREE THOUGH... IT'S GETTING REALLY COLD HERE ASWELL... IT'S NOW ABOUT EIGHT DEGREES BELOW ZER0... TIME TO GET THE CREDITS OUT; THE CATASTROPHIC CODE, THE PATHETIC PIXELATION AND THE MISERABLE MUSIC WERE ALL DONE BY PROWLER, THE 2X2 FONT BY AMOK (?)... SOME SCHNAPZ UND WEINBRANDTBOHNEN IS THROWN OUT TO * JIMMY FOR LENDING ME SOME NES-GAMES (THEY'RE WORKING BUT MY MACHINE IS "GLAPP") * BUNGO FOR PROVIDING ME WITH FOOD AND SHELTER (HEHE) * KORVEN FOR BEER, BOOZE AND A PLACE TO STAY A COLD NIGHT * PETER FOR THE CELL-PHONE AND HEEPS OF OLD DISKS * MICKE FOR THE 5,25" DISKDRIVE FOR THE PC AND FOR SELLING ME HIS NINTENDO * LEGIONARY FOR DIGGING OUT INTERESTING LINKS AND PHILEZ FOR ME (I NEED IT, I NEED IT!) * PETER SANDE'N FOR SID-SUPPORT AND EXPLANATION OF SOME UTILITIES * DAD FOR HARDWARE SUPPORT (WITHOUT WHICH I HADN'T BEEN ABLE TO TRANSFER A DAMN THING) * WOLF/VOZ AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE FOR ONLINE ASSEMBLY SUPPORT :-) * CHRISTER FOR INFO AND NICE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THIS OLD MACHINE (YOUR HOMEPAGE RULEZ!) * MARINELLA FOR NICE COMPANY (HAHA!) * AND THOSE WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN... ANYWAYS, MERRY X-MAS... - KITVZZDDE^ #_&&TVZZ^ #_&&[ - BRINGING LAMENESS TO A NEW LEVEL! (?) PROWLER WISHES YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH THIS LITTLE TRADITIONAL DEMO - E RELEASED ON THE 23:RD OF DECEMBER 2002 - U LOGO AND SPRITES BY PROWLER - N CODE AND MUSIC BY PROWLER - R 1X2-FONT BY UNKNOWN - THE MUSIC IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE MEDLEY OF SOME GOOD OL' SWEDISH CHRISTMAS TUNESAND THE INTERESTING THING IS THAT I HAVENOT A SINGLE PATTERN LEFT FOR MORE NOTES - THAT'S THE REASON FOR THE REALLY SIMPLE DRUMS -I LET THE MELODY BE 1:ST PRIORITYMORE SPACE COULD OFCOURSE BE CREATED BUT - D THAT'S REALLY A BORING $HIT-JOB! - I DECIDED NOT TO PUT ANY MORE WORK INTO IT AS I ALREADY HAD TO CREATE MORE SPACEBY MAKING LARGER PATTERNS. IT ALSO TAKESLOTS OF RASTERTIME WHICH WAS PROBLEMATIC - OKAY, ENOUGH OF BITCHING ABOUT THE MUSICIT'S ABOUT TIME TO FINISH THIS TEXT AND PUT THIS STUFF TOGETHER... I ALSO HAVE TO WRAP IN A FEW X-MAS PRESENTS ASWELL. - TO END THE TEXT I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY: EXPECT MORE -QUALITY- FROM ME IN THE - D FUTURE, AS THIS REALLY IS QUITE LOW - D MERRY X-MAS FROM PROWLER! - J DURING THE YEARS MANY WINTERS HAVE PASSED, TAKING EVERYTHING IN ITS MERCYLESS GRASP. BESTOWING THE GROUND WITH LAYERS OF WHITE, THAT IN THE EVENING MAKES DARKNESS TURN BRIGHT... - N DURING THE YEARS MANY IDEAS HAVE EMERGED FROM MY MIND, THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THAT HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY... - D AND WHOA, CHECK IT OUT! 2X2 SCROLLER WITH SPEEDCONTROLLER AND ALSO FEATURING A FROZEN SNOWMAN, INDEPENDENT MOVING OBJECTS AND FROM THE LOUDSPEAKERS 8 BITS OF PUMPING X-MAS MAYHEM! - E HAHAHAH... JUST KIDDING... ACTUALLY THIS IS NOT MUCH, IT'S JUST ME WISHING ALL A MERRY X-MAS AND TRYING TO GET INTO SOME SORT OF CHRISTMAS-MOOD. I HAD SOME FUN DOING THIS PIECE OF CRAP THOUGH... AND I GUESS THAT'S THE MAIN THING, OR AT LEAST ONE OF FACTORS FOR ACTUALLY SITTING DOWN TO PRODUCE THIS <INSERT SUITABLE WORD HERE>... - D ANYWAY IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA WHEN I STARTED AND I HAD TO FINISH IT... THIS YEAR I HAVE BEEN BLESSED (?) WITH NINE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY... AND I ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE SOME FUCKING SCHOOLWORK DURING THAT TIME... YOU REALLY MISS THE CHILDHOOD WINTERS SOMETIMES WHEN YOU REALLY WERE FREE DURING THE VACATIONS... SPEEDING DOWNHILL IN YOUR SNOWRACER, GETTING COOL X-MAS GIFTS, THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THE GIRLS, GETTING DROWNED IN SNOW BY THE OLDER BOYS AND WHEN YOU WERE STARTING TO GET COLD AFTER A FEW HOURS YOU WENT HOME OR TO A FRIEND PLAYING "WINTERGAMES" OR SOMETHING ON NINTENDO... - D WELL, WELL, ENOUGH OF *SOB, SOB* NOSTALGIA HERE... - J PROWLER'S OFF! - I TODAY IT IS THE 23:RD OF DECEMBER AND IT'S GETTING LATE. YOU SEE SNOW ON THE SCREEN BUT OUTSIDE THE GROUND LIES FREE THOUGH... IT'S GETTING REALLY COLD HERE ASWELL... IT'S NOW ABOUT EIGHT DEGREES BELOW ZER0... - E TIME TO GET THE CREDITS OUT; THE CATASTROPHIC CODE, THE PATHETIC PIXELATION AND THE MISERABLE MUSIC WERE ALL DONE BY PROWLER, THE 2X2 FONT BY AMOK (?)... - D SOME SCHNAPZ UND WEINBRANDTBOHNEN IS THROWN OUT TO * JIMMY FOR LENDING ME SOME NES-GAMES (THEY'RE WORKING BUT MY MACHINE IS "GLAPP") * BUNGO FOR PROVIDING ME WITH FOOD AND SHELTER (HEHE) * KORVEN FOR BEER, BOOZE AND A PLACE TO STAY A COLD NIGHT * PETER FOR THE CELL-PHONE AND HEEPS OF OLD DISKS * MICKE FOR THE 5,25" DISKDRIVE FOR THE PC AND FOR SELLING ME HIS NINTENDO * LEGIONARY FOR DIGGING OUT INTERESTING LINKS AND PHILEZ FOR ME (I NEED IT, I NEED IT!) * PETER SANDE'N FOR SID-SUPPORT AND EXPLANATION OF SOME UTILITIES * DAD FOR HARDWARE SUPPORT (WITHOUT WHICH I HADN'T BEEN ABLE TO TRANSFER A DAMN THING) * WOLF/VOZ AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE FOR ONLINE ASSEMBLY SUPPORT :-) * CHRISTER FOR INFO AND NICE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THIS OLD MACHINE (YOUR HOMEPAGE RULEZ!) * MARINELLA FOR NICE COMPANY (HAHA!) * AND THOSE WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN... - F ANYWAYS, MERRY X-MAS... - 
GOD JUL 2002/PLR **************** PART 1: $4800-$4???:2X2 CHARSET $5000-$5465:SOURCECODE $54C0-$54FF:SPRITE $5500-$5AFF:SCROLLTEXT 1 $5B00-$5FFF:SCROLLTEXT 2 $6000-$8712:KOALAPICTURE ------------------------------- PART 2: $0800-$0???:LOGOFONT $2000-$23FF:LOGOSCREEN $2400-$2BFF:TEXT $3000-$3???:1X2 CHARSET $3800-$3BFF:SPRITES (11) $3C00-$3F67:SOURCECODE ------------------------------- AND USED FOR BOTH PARTS: $1000-$1E??:MUSIC ------------------------------- EVERYTHING WAS DONE BY PROWLER EXCEPT THE 1X2 AND 2X2 CHARSETS ------------------------------- - 
- PROWLER'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS GREETING 2004 IN TIMES OF COMMERCE AND SANTAS EVERYWHERE, LET'S US BRING THE PREDECESSOR BACK TO LIFE! MAKE WAY FOR THE CHRISTMAS GOAT! - PRESS SPACE! - OME TO MY ANNUAL CHRISTMAS DEMO... YOU MIGHT KNOW, BUT YOU MAY ALSO NOT, BUT NOW I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY.D - BACK IN THE 19:TH CENTURY AND AT LEAST IN THE BEGINNING OF THE 20:TH, IT WAS THE CHRISTMAS GOAT THAT DELIVERED THE X-MAS PRESENTS... BACK IN THOSE DAYS WHEN CHRISTMAS WAS CELEBRATED IN MEMORY OF THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.D - WELL, WELL... TODAY IT'S MOSTLY COMMERCE SO I MUST SAY I PREFER THE -GOAT- IN FRONT OF THAT BIG FAT RED DUDE THAT REALLY IS EVERY FUCKING WHERE THESE DAYS... AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE? WELL, I DON'T KNOW BUT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CRUMMY STUFF... ALL THE GRAPHICS ARE MADE BY ME, PROWLER... AND THE MUSIC ASWELL... AND THE REEEALLY ADVANCED PROGRAMMING (SARKASM...) AND THE TEXT IS BY ME ASWELL... I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET SOME HELP FROM MY GROUP-COMERADE TO BE, ZONE... WE THOUGHT ABOUT WRITING TEXT ONLINE AND GNYLFING IT OVER BUT HE SAT ON A BUS FOR EIGHT HOURS, GOT REALLY DRUNK AND EXTREMELY ALERT, TALKED A LOT OF BULLSHIT AND THEN SUDDENLY STARTED GETTING NUMB IN HIS ARMS AND HAD TO GO TO BED AT LIKE 20:00... HAHA, WELL.. I HOPE HE RECOVERS THOUGH.D - BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOONSHINE FROM THE FAR NORTH OF SWEDEN, EH? H - WELL, BY THE WAY... THE DEMO TURNED OUT 5 TIMES AS LAME AS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO (AS USUAL) BUT SOMEHOW I AM ALWAYS TOO LATEWITH EVERYTHING AND WELL, THE ANIMATION IS PRETTY SUCKY, THE PICTURE IS... HMM, CRUMMY AND WELL, WELL... I WILL TRY TO BE MORE MOTIVATED IN THE FUTURE BUT THAT'S NOT EASY! THIS X-MAS DEMO IS SORT OF TRADITION BY NOW SO I SIMPLY -HAVE TO- PUT IT OUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS... NO MATTER WHAT... GAAH... M - HMMM, SO WHAT AM I DOING HERE THEN? D - I'M SITTING HERE DRINKING SOME "JULBOCK 7,0%" WHICH IS QUITE ALRIGHT... IT HAS BEEN A PRODUCTIVE DAY... I WEN'T TO THE BANK, BUT THEY CHARGE TO MUCH TO PUT MONEY ON SOMEONES ACCOUNT SO I WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE INSTEAD :-) ACTUALLY I HAD TO GO TO THE ONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN BECAUSE THEY WHERE OUT OF ALL THE X-MAS BEER IN THE "CITY SHOP"!!! D - BUTI FINALLY GOT HOLD OF AS MUCH BEER AS I COULD POSSIBLY TRANSPORT ON MY BIKE... SO NOW I HAVE 9.5 LIT AHH YES, WELCOME TO MY ANNUAL CHRISTMAS DEMO... YOU MIGHT KNOW, BUT YOU MAY ALSO NOT, BUT NOW I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY.... BACK IN THE 19:TH CENTURY AND AT LEAST IN THE BEGINNING OF THE 20:TH, IT WAS THE CHRISTMAS GOAT THAT DELIVERED THE X-MAS PRESENTS... BACK IN THOSE DAYS WHEN CHRISTMAS WAS CELEBRATED IN MEMORY OF THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.... WELL, WELL... TODAY IT'S MOSTLY COMMERCE SO I MUST SAY I PREFER THE -GOAT- IN FRONT OF THAT BIG FAT RED DUDE THAT REALLY IS EVERY FUCKING WHERE THESE DAYS... AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE? WELL, I DON'T KNOW BUT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CRUMMY STUFF... ALL THE GRAPHICS ARE MADE BY ME, PROWLER... AND THE MUSIC ASWELL... AND THE REEEALLY ADVANCED PROGRAMMING (SARKASM...) AND THE TEXT IS BY ME ASWELL... I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET SOME HELP FROM MY GROUP-COMERADE TO BE, ZONE... WE THOUGHT ABOUT WRITING TEXT ONLINE AND GNYLFING IT OVER BUT HE SAT ON A BUS FOR EIGHT HOURS, GOT REALLY DRUNK AND EXTREMELY ALERT, TALKED A LOT OF BULLSHIT AND THEN SUDDENLY STARTED GETTING NUMB IN HIS ARMS AND HAD TO GO TO BED AT LIKE 20:00... HAHA, WELL.. I HOPE HE RECOVERS THOUGH.... BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOONSHINE FROM THE FAR NORTH OF SWEDEN, EH? WELL, BY THE WAY... THE DEMO TURNED OUT 5 TIMES AS LAME AS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO (AS USUAL) BUT SOMEHOW I AM ALWAYS TOO LATEWITH EVERYTHING AND WELL, THE ANIMATION IS PRETTY SUCKY, THE PICTURE IS... HMM, CRUMMY AND WELL, WELL... I WILL TRY TO BE MORE MOTIVATED IN THE FUTURE BUT THAT'S NOT EASY! THIS X-MAS DEMO IS SORT OF TRADITION BY NOW SO I SIMPLY -HAVE TO- PUT IT OUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS... NO MATTER WHAT... GAAH... HMMM, SO WHAT AM I DOING HERE THEN? I'M SITTING HERE DRINKING SOME "JULBOCK 7,0%" WHICH IS QUITE ALRIGHT... IT HAS BEEN A PRODUCTIVE DAY... I WEN'T TO THE BANK, BUT THEY CHARGE TO MUCH TO PUT MONEY ON SOMEONES ACCOUNT SO I WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE INSTEAD :-) ACTUALLY I HAD TO GO TO THE ONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN BECAUSE THEY WHERE OUT OF ALL THE X-MAS BEER IN THE "CITY SHOP"!!! BUTI FINALLY GOT HOLD OF AS MUCH BEER AS I COULD POSSIBLY TRANSPORT ON MY BIKE... SO NOW I HAVE 9.5 LITRES OF CHRISTMAS BEER, 4.5 LITRES OF "JULMUMMA" (I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED IN ENGLISH, PROBABLY SOMETHING SPECIALLY NORSE STUFF), 3.5 LITRES OF "JULBOCK 7,0%" -ACTUALLY A SORT OF XMAS BEER ASWELL, 2 LITRES OF MIEAU.. MJAU.. MEAD! MJ/D!!! 2 LITRES OF ORDINARY BEER (5.2%) AND 3 LITRES OF FOLK/L (2,8%), WE ACTUALLY MADE A COMPLETE INVENTATION(?) OF MY STOCKS HAHA... BESIDES THE ABOVE MENTIONED I ALSO HAVE SOME MULLET WINE (GL/GG) OF VARIOUS PERCENTAGES, SOME BEEFEATERS (CREW?) GIN, 37CL OF HOME MADE CHRISTMAS SCHNAPZ (NO NOT MOOONSHINE!) AND A LITTLE VODKA THAT HASN'T BEEN CONTAMINATED WITH SPICY STUFF AND VARIOUS BODY FLUIDS....?!? YES.. BTW I'VE EATEN SOME X-MAS FOOD TONNIGHT ASWELL, NICE INDEED... AND I AM GETTING DRUNK HERE (AGAIN)... HALF OF THE SPELLING MISTAKES IS BECAUSE OF THE ALCOHOL AND HALF OF ME NOT BEING TOTALLY USED TO THIS TEXTEDITOR... MISSES SOME SPACES HERE AND THERE AND WRITES DOUBLE LETTERS FROM TIME TO TIME... HMM, I THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHAT I HAD DONE TODAY? YES, BESIDES THE ALCOHOL-PURCHASING ADVENTURES I BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CHRISTMAS TREE, I HOPED THAT I WOULD GET DISCOUNT, JUST AS LAST YEAR.. SINCE I WAS OUT PRETTY LATE (THE 23:RD OF DECEMBER) BUT NOPE, THEY WHERE FRESHLY CHOPPED SO I HAD TO PAY FULL PRICE :-( 150 CROWNS!!! WELL, I NEEDED IT ANYWAY... SO IT'S INSTALLED IN MY KITCHEN NOW AND THE SMELL IS EVERYWHERE! *HAPPYNESS* BESIDES THAT I SALUTED A SALVATION SOLDIER (S.S.?), A MEMBER OF THE S.A. (SALVATION ARMY HEHE) AND HE DIDN'T REPLY!! WHAT THE HELL? I BET IT'S AGAINST THE LAW! HE HAS TO SALUTE ME BACK?! I GOT REALLY PISSED BUT HE ONLY LOOKED AT ME WITH TOTAL DISREGARD! GAAH, I MEAN WHEN YOU WHERE DOING UYOU'RE MILITARY SERVICE, POLICEMEN HAD TO SALUTE YOU BACK! BY LAW! THEY DIDN'T DO THAT ALWAYS THOUGH WHICH MADE MY 2:ND LEUTENANT REALLY UPSET BUT WELL WELL.. I WASN'T REALLY FOLLOWING THE UNIFORM RULES TODAY SO I MAYBE SHOULDN'T BE TOO SEIOUS ABOUT IT.. I ONLY WORE AN OLD GRAY MILITARY JACKET SO I WASN'T REALLY IN UNIFORM... IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN HMM FOUR YEARS SINCE THE LAST TIME... HEHE.. AH WELL.. ENOUGH OF THAT... WEILL ANYONE EVER READ THIS FAR? TOO BAD THAT THER IS NO "OFFICIAL Y2K4 CHRISTMAS COMPETITION" THIS YEAR... PATER PI FUCKED IT UP A LITTLE LAST YEAR :-) SO NO ONE EVER WON(?).. I DON'T MEAN THATT I WOULD HAVE ANY CHANCE OF RULING THE CHARTS IN ANY WAY BUT IT WOULD BE A MOTIVATOR THOUGH... JUST FOR FUN OF COURSE.... ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE C128 (OR C64 IF YOU PREFER THAT) FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS OR SO... AND I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MADE ANYTHING SINCE 1977... EEEH, WHAT? I MEAN JANUARY THIS YEAR... HAHA, GETTING SLIGHTLY DRUNK HERE, BUT I AM ACTUALLY HAPPY ASWELL.. NO MORE WORK! NO MORE! I HAVE A REEEEALLY LONGCHRISTMAS HOLLIDAY NOW FOR AT LEAST 3 WEEKS! YEEEH, IT RULES! IT'S JUST LIKE BEING A KID AGAIN! I HAVEN'T HAD MORE THAN A FEW DAYS X-MAS HOLLIDAY FOR THE LAST 3-4-5 YEARS! AND I WORKED LAST CHRISTMAS... SO! I'M GONNA MAKE ALL THAT UP BY DRINKING 28 LITRES OF BEER EVERYDAY AND DOING NOTHING! HAHAHA... I HOPE AND BELIEVE THAT 2005 WILL BE A MORE PRODUCTIVE YEAR FOR ME ON THIS MACHINE... ESPECIALLY SINCE I RECENTLY BOUGHT A RETARD REPLAYER... ///H, NO CRITISISM INTENDED, IT'S JUST ME BEING STUPID, RETRO REPLAY OF COURSE... HAVEN'T REALLY USED IT YET BUT I WILL! I WILL! TIME FOR SOME GREETINGS PERHAPS? AYE, PERHAPS SO THE TIME IS FOR... EH? GREETINGS IN THE FORM OF EMPTY CHRISTMAS BEER BOTTLES FLY OUT TO BUNGO FOR LENDING ME YOUR 1571! AND ZONE FOR WELL I DON'T KNOW.. BUT AS I SAID BEFORE, I HOPE YOU RECOVER FROM YPUR MASSIVE INTOXICATIONZ... HAH... NO MORE GREETINGS? I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T REMEMBER... I AM SITTING HERE ON TWO MACHINES AT THE SAME TIME SO IT'S A LITTLE BIT CONFUZING, CHATTING A LITTLE ON THE NET WITH MY PC AND SITTING HERE BULLSHIT-TEXT-TAPPING ON THE C128... THE OOOOLD COMMODORE EINHUNDERTACHTUNDZWANZIG... HMM THIS MACHINE IS ALMOST 20 YEARS... IT WAS BOUGHT BY THERE PREVIOUS OWNER IN GREAT BRITAIN IN 1985 OR MAYBE 1986... IT WAS MADE IN 1985 THOUGH, AND HERE I AM SITTING WITH IT 2004 ON THE 24:TH OF DECEMBER... IT'S PRETTY AMAZING, ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAVE BEEN USING IT SINCE 1992... AND THE 1571 ACCOMPANING IT IS ORIGINAL FROM THAT TIME ASWELL! IT IS SLIGHTLY BROWN/YELLOW FROM SUN TAN AND HAS SOME MINOR GLITCH-PROBLEMS WITH THE ON/OFF-SWITCH BUT BESIDES OF THAT ITS WORKING 100%... HMM, TIME TO FILL IN THE SWEDISH CHARACTERS HERE I SEE... ONE FUNNY THING ABOUT THISMACHINE IS THAT IT HAS AN UNOFFICIAL CHARACTER MAP WHEN IT COMES TO THE SWEDISH CHARS... I AM SO USED TO THIS NON STANDARD SWEDISH KEYBOARD SO I HAVE BIG DIFFICULTIES TYPING ON MY SWEDISH C64 II (OR C?) THAT HAS THE STANDARD OFFICIAL, GOVERNMENT APPROVED, POLITICALLY CORRECT KEYBOARD LAYOUT... HAHAH SO I SAY FUCK THE SYSTEMBOLAG LIXXXOM AND ANV[NDER MIN NON APPROVED MODIFICATION TERROR MACHINE FROM SOME SUSPECT COMPUTER STORE IN THE MIDDLE OF SWEDEN... THE TIME IS GETTING LATE AND MY BRAIN IS GETTING WET SO I THINK IT IS TIME TO WRAP THIS SHITE UP, SHIT! I JUST REMEMBERED TAHT I HAVE TO WRAP IN (UP?) SOME PRESENTS FOR TOMORROW (TODAY) BEFORE I GO HOM TO MY PARENTS TOMORROW MORNING... DAMN... I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT... THE TIME IS 1:45 NOW.. NOW I'LL JUST QUOTE THE BOTTLE A LITTLE... JULBOCKEN VAR DEN F/RSTA JULKLAPPSUTDELAREN I SVENSK JULSED [NDA FRAMTILL 1800-TALETS SLUT, JULBOCKEN H[RSTAMMAR FR]N DEN GAMLA NORDISKA GUDAV[RLDEN D[R TV] BOCKAR DRAR TORS VAGN I HANS F[RD /VER HIMLAVALVET... JULBOCKEN AV HALM VAR URSPRUNGLIGEN EN G]VA, F/RSEDD MED EN SK[MTSAM VERS, SOM KASTADES IN I HUSET VID JUL... .. ]BRO CHRISTMAS GOAT 7,0% POWER BEER IS A STRONG AND DARK BEER WITH MIDDLE-BIG BITTERNESSSSS WHICH IS SUITED AS A WINTER WARMER. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ]BRO BRYGGERIER IN ASSOCIATION WITH PROWLER... B[ST F/RE: SE KAPSYLEN... JAHA OCH VAR FAN [R KAPSYLEN D]? HAHAHAHA... THE ROOM IS SPINNING, I AM GETTING -REALLY- TIRED, TIME TO PACK + CRUNCH... SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE WITH BETTER QUALITY ON TOP OF EVERUTYHING... YES!! SO MEERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THOSE SIMPLE NERDS READING THIS FAR... CHEERS! OI! OI! AND MERY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR YET AGAIN... PROWLER IS FINALLY OFFFF! HAPPYNESS AND XMASTREES! - - PROWLER'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS GREETING 2004 IN TIMES OF COMMERCE AND SANTAS EVERYWHERE, LET'S US BRING THE PREDECESSOR BACK TO LIFE! MAKE WAY FOR THE CHRISTMAS GOAT! - PRESS SPACE! - - H H H D0 DPPDPPDPPD - H H H D0 DPPDPPDPPD - 
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CHRISTMAS PIG! - ABCDEFGHIJK LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_!"#$ %&'()*+,-./0123456789:;< =>? - $ - - - ABCDE FGHIJK LMNOPQR ST UVWXYZ[ /]^_!" #$%&'()*+,-. /01234 56789: ;<=>? - INCELLS AND TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS CRAP A - E - CHRISTMAS PLATY! (H)JULMUST CHRISTMAS PIG! CHRISTMAS CANCER.. (H)JULGRAN - ABCDEFGHIJK LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_!"#$ %&'()*+,-./0123456789:;< =>? - $ - - - ABCDE FGHIJK LMNOPQR ST UVWXYZ[ /]^_!" #$%&'()*+,-. /01234 56789: ;<=>? - 88 - ALLRIGHT, HERE IT IS... PROWLER'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS DEMO. I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE TO START RIGHT NOW, BUT HOW ABOUT "BURNING OFF" THE CREDITS? YEP, AT FIRST THE INTRO... "CODE" & GRAPHICS BY PROWLER, MUSIC BY STEFAN SIEGERT ("STEFAN IS VICTORIOUS" IF YOU TRANSL8 IT INTO AN UNDERSTANDABLE LANGUAGE :-) YEAH AND THIS PART, EVERYTHING WAS DONE BY ME, LAME PROWLER... MUSICK, PROGRAMMING, GRAPHICS AND SO ON... MY DEMO IS "A LITTLE ROUGH ON THE DESIGN-SIDE" TO QUOTE PUTERMAN OR WHOEVER IT WAS... BUT WHAT THE HELL... I HAVE WASTED TOO MANY BRAINCELLS AND TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS CRAP ALREADY AS IT IS... I ACTUALLY STARTED IT ALL THIS SATURDAY (IT'S ABOUT 6 DAYS AGO) SO EVERYTHING YOU SEE (EXCEPT FOR THE 1X2-FONT WHICH IS REALLY OLD) IS THE RESULT OF MANY DAYS (OR ACTUALLY NIGHTS SINCE I NO LONGER HAVE A "NORMAL" DAY & NIGHT-RHYTHM) OF HARD WORK AND FAILURE... I HAD SOME SMART ROUTINES WHEN I STARTED BUT NOW THEY ARE GONE AND HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY PRIMITIVE ONES AND SO ON... IT'S HARD TO THINK AT 2-3-4 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING DRUNK, CONFUSED AND THE PANIC IS CREEPING IN... HAHAHA... NOW IT'S ABOUT 20:30 ON THE 23:RD OF DECEMBER 2005 AND I'M DRUNK AGAIN.... I'VE BEEN FREE FOR A FEW DAYS BUT I WILL WORK THIS CHRISTMAS SO... ACTUALLY I'M FREE IN THE EVENING OF CHRISTMAS EVE, SO IT'S PRETTY ACCEPTABLE... I WILL EARN A LOT OF MONEY BY WORKING THEN ANYWAYS SO... ABOUT THE ROUGHNESS I KNOW THERE ARE A FEW BUGS AND STUFF IN THIS "RELEASE" BUT WHAT THE FUCK... I HAVE WASTED EOUGH TIME ALREADY AS I JUST SAID. THE MUSIC-FADE IS FUCKED, SOME OF THE RASTERS ARE NOT 100% TIMED AND SO ON... I HAVE JUST BEEN STROLLING THE STREETS OF THE TOWN AND I GUESS EVERYONE IS FINISHED WITH THE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING NOW. ACCORDING TO A FEW COMRADES AT WORK THE STREETS WERE PACKED WITH DESPERATE X-MAS SHOPPERS EARLIER THIS DAY THOUGH. I MYSELF COMPLETED THE X-MAS SHOPPING A FEW DAYS AGO BUT I HAVE JUST WRAPPED UP THE GIFTS... NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TO PUT SMALL STICKERS WITH "TO" AND "FROM" ON THEM. I GUESS IT'S TIME TO COOK SOME X-MAS FOOD SOON BUT I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN EATING THE TRADITIONAL SWEDISH X-MAS FOODS FOR 2-3 WEEKS AND I'VE BEEN SPEDING MY MONEY ON X-MAS BEER SINCE THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER... SO I HAVE ALREADY DRUNK MORE THAN 2 "BACKAR" (2X15 0,5 LITRES-BOTTLES) OF X-MAS BEER. THIS REMINDS ME OF THE COMPULSORY ALCOHOL INVENTORY :-) AAAALRIGHT, AT THIS VERY MOMENT I HAVE ABOUT 1 LITRE OF IMPORTED GERMAN VODKA, 1 LITRE OF CHEAP IMPORTED SCOTCH WHISKEY, 35 CL OF HOME-MADE XMAS SCHNAPZ, 75 CL OF 12,5% MULLED WINE, ABOUT 2 DL OF 10% MULLED WINE, APPROXIMATELY 2 DL OF 2,25% MULLED WINE, ABOUT 1 DL OF "GAMMELDANSK BITTER" 38%... YEP, AND OVER TO THE BEER OI! OI! OI!... LET US SEE IN THE REFRIGERATOR AND IN THE LARDER ("SKAFFERI")... 4,5 LITRES OF JULBOCK X-MAS BEER 7,0%, 1,5 LITRES OF ARBOGA XMAS-BEER (ALE) 6,0%, 2,5 LITRES OF "JULMUMMA" X-MAS BEER 5,3%, 1 LITRE OF MUNKBO 6,0% ZANZIBAR-STYLED X-MAS BEER AND 6 LITRES OF MISC. X-MAS BEERS RANGING FROM 5 TO 5,3% AND THEN MAYBE A LITRE OR TWO OF 2,25% BEERS FROM A "HOME BREWERY"... ALL IN ALL FOUR TIMES THE LETHAL DOSE OF ALOHOL FOR ME! HEHE, BUT I HAVE BEEN DRINKING HARD THESE LAST FEW WEEKS, OI! OI! AND YEAAAH! I ALSO HAVE 1 LITRE OF SOME MYSTERIOUS COUNTRYSIDE BREWED MULLED WINE WITH AN ALCOHOL PERCENTAGE OF ABOUT 20-35% THAT I GOT FROM A 63 YEAR-OLD WOMAN AT WORK... I HAVEN'T DARED TO TOUCH IT YET THOUGH SINCE IT LOOKS VERY SUSPICIOUS... BROWN GOO STUFFED IN A BOTTLE BASICALLY :-/ BUT WHOAH, I HAVE REALLY BEEN DRINKING AS I SAID.. I NOTICED THE 2:ND OR 3:RD OF DECEMBER THAT I ALREADY HAD FINISHED MY 1:ST "BACK" OF X-MAS BEER... BUT WHAT CAN YOU SAY, IT'S SOMEWHAT OF AN INVESTMENT REALLY, ISN'T IT... I MEAN IF YOU SPEND 300 SWEDISH CROWNS ON BEER IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, RIGHT? RIGHT?! RIGHT NOW I AM SITTING AND LISTENING TO ALL MY RECENTLY DOWNLOADED 9 GIGABYTES OF X-MAS MP3:S FROM THE PIRATE BAY (TORRENT NETWORK)... SO I HAVE GOT ABOUT 5 AND A HALF DAYS & NIGHTS OF X-MAS MUSIC ALL IN ALL :-) IT'S MUSIC FROM EVERY GENRE ACTUALLY, PUNK, OI!, CLASSICAL STUFF, JAZZ, DIXIELAND, COUNTRY, CHILDREN-SONGS, TECHNO, FILTHY STUFF AND ALSO A GREAT DEAL OF GREASY AMERICAN STUFF... RIGHT NOW IT'S RUN DMC (0LDSK00L HIP HOP), BRIAN SETZER ORCHESTRA (JAZZ + BOOGIE WOOGIE) AND MIDG]RDS S/NER (PUNK/OI!) SPINNING HERE... ACTUALLY I AM REALLY TIRED OF THE CHEESY GREASY AMERICANIZED X-MAS SONGS BY NOW AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH IM PRETTY FED UP WITH ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT COMMERCIALISM & "FATHER CHISTMAS" ALL TOGETHER... I MEAN, WHERE THE HELL DOES IT ALL COME FROM? IT'S ALMOST TURNED IN TO SOME FUCKING RELIGION, WHEN ACTUALLY WE CELEBRATE X-MAS BECAUSE OF THE BIRTH OF CHRIST (YEAH! IT'S TRUE, CHECK YOU'RE DICTIONARY)... THAT'S WHY I PREFER THE X-MAS GOATS, GETTING DRUNK AND WATCHING BIBLICAL DVD:S AND EATING FIGS.. HAHAHAHAH... WELL WELL, I HAVE A X-MAS TREE AT HOME AS USUAL BUT THEY'RE GETTING MORE AND MORE EXPENSIVE FOR EVERY YEAR, 160 SWEDISH CROWNS THIS YEAR COMPARED TO 150 LAST YEAR... ANYWAYS... ACTUALLY I HAVE NOT MUCH OF A CLUE WHAT TO WRITE BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DRUNK, TIRED & WORN OUT AT THE MOMENT... GAAAH, CHAOS! I GUESS MAYBE I COULD AFFORD TO THROW OUT SOME GREETINGS THOUGH... MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE AND CHOCOLATE COVERED MARSHMALLOW BANANAS FLY OUT TO ZONE FOR SPAMMING + SUPPORT, BUNGO FOR HARDWARE AS ALWAYS, TNEK FOR CHAOS+MISERY, HIPHOP-ROBBAN FOR ACTIVE LIVE LIFE TRAUMA-SUPPORT (WHAT?!?), PETER H. FOR HARD-DRIVES AN THE MEGA-MONITOR (THANK'S A LOT FOR FIXING THIS!!!!), KORVEN FOR CHAOS, BEER & MISERY AND ALSO MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL LAMERS OUT THERE (LAMERS RULE!!!) AND OF COURSE ALSO TO THE PEOPLE THAT WILL NEVER (?) READ THIS; THE ASIAN NAZI-PUNKS, NO -POLITICAL SKINHEADS, HYPER-AGGRESSIVE CRYING SYNTH-GIRLS, PUNKETTES, BLACK COUGARS, HALF-YUGOSLAVIAN OI-PUNKS, CHUBBY DRUMMERS, CUTE NORWEGIAN TREE-HUGGING PUNK-GIRLS AND EVERY ONE ELSE THAT IN ANY ANAL WAY DESERVE A CHRISTMAS CHOCOLATE COVERED MARSHMALLOW BANANA!!!! THIS MUSIC THAT YOU ARE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW IS BASED ON TRADITIONAL SWEDISH X-MAS-HYMNS AND SONGS (HOSIANNA, DAVIDS SON, M/SSENS JULAFTON, RITSCH RATSCH FILIBOM BOM BOM AND STAFFAN VAR EN STALLEDR[NG) BUT IT'S ALSO INFLUENCED BY A GREAT X-MAS-SONG BY A SWEDISH BAND CALLED E.A.K.... THEY ARE MORE RED THAN FAT SWOLLEN SANTA CLAUS:ES FROM THE USA, BUT THEY ARE GOOD ANYWAYS... X-MAS MORNING, I WAKE UP IN MY OWN VOMIT, IT'S COLD AS HELL IN MY BASEMENT APARTEMENT. I OPEN AN EXPLORER, THE LAST ONE THAT REMAINS, AND THINK OF THE CHILDREN THAT I NO LONGER HAVE... TRALALLALALA... AMFETAMIJUL... THE SWEDISH PROGG-BAND M/RBYLIGAN ALSO HAS A GOOD MISERABLE X-MAS-SONG CALLED "KALLES JUL" WHICH BASICALLY IS IN THE SAME MOOD... ENOUGH OF MISERY NOW... I WISHED FOR A WHITE X-MAS THIS YEAR BUT NAAH, HERE IN SOUTHERN SWEDEN IT'S JUST ICE AND WATER ON THE ROADS... OR ACTUALLY WHAT WE HERE IN SWEDEN CALL "MODD", IT'S SOME SORT OF GOO MADE UP OF DIRT, MUD, ICE, WATER AND GRAVEL I GUESS... A FUCKING MESS THOUGH. B.T.W. "HOSIANNA" MEANS "WE SALUTE AND PRAISE YOU" IN HMM ARAMEIC OR SOMETHING... ANYWAY, FOR ABOUT THE 28:TH TIME I WISH YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS, FUCK COMMERCIALISM, DOWN A FEW X-MAS-BEER AND THINK FOR 3 MINUTES ABOUTH WHY WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS... WELL, WELL... FINALLY, IF YOU THINK ALL THIS SUCKS THEN WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY.. THERE ARE TOO FEW X-MAS-DEMOS THESE DAYS (SINCE THE OFFICIAL XMAS DEMO COMPOS STOPPED) SO YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO BE HAPPY ABOUT WHAT YOU GET.... AND BY THE WAY JUST REALISED THAT THIS IS MY 5:TH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS DEMO SO THIS IS ACTUALLY SOME KIND OF JUBILEE! HAHA... BYE BYE!! PROWLER IS GETTING SOBER AND IS OFF FOR CHRISTMAS! - 
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